» By: Elvis Preston King
Gentlemen, are there any pick up artists out there that are senior citizens? As far as I can tell your king is the lone wolf. I was doing some Google searching but most pick up artists are very young…In their twenties and thirties. I did locate a gentleman who is over forty. As you may know the king of seduction and the top pick up artist in the world is 55 years old and pushing 56. At 55 I guess my experience has finally came to its peak. I am like Mike Tyson. I am tired but I keep moving and dancing. I love my hobby and my job. But unlike Mike I am still on top… nobody has been able to de-throne me as of yet. I literally hold the world’s record of the most pick up and seductions on the planet. The pick up artists have their own communities and there own people. One such place you can find them is at Thundercat Seduction Forum. When I challenged the world to meet me in competition. I was invited to post at the Thundercat Seduction Forum. I am not nor have I been officially welcomed into their community. I was tarred and feathered…Insults based on envy like you can only imagine. However, I think the forum is a great idea. The problem is you get frustrated loosers who can’t get laid posting. But if you can look through that you can get a few pointers from some really good pick-up artists. There may be a pick up artist in the world with more talent than your king. There may be a pick up artist who has smoother lines than your king but there is nobody in the world who picks up more girls than Elvis Preston King. Your king gets laid one to three times per day and quite frankly I love every minute of it. I have a few special girlfriends. Nobody wants to have thousands of girlfriends and still be lonely. Your king has the emotional bases covered too. I am not 100% the bachelor playboy. As far as the wife is concerned. That can be a little freedom threatening. Not to mention a very risky financial move. I have not decided to write a book yet or put on seminars. But I am willing to help a poor lost soul who can’t get laid whom would like personal one on one assistance. A buddy plan… I pick up the girls you pick up the tab. Believe me you are getting the far better end of the bargain. Your King is the best pick up artist in the world, bar none. I am the only expert willing to take a rich looser under my wing. Don’t feel bad that I called you a looser. If you got the cash you must have had lady luck on your side one time or another. I can buy you books and buy you books written by the pick up artist but my little buddy the only thing that will solve your problem is if I do the job for you. Call the world’s number 1 pick up artist now! Elvis Preston King …loverboybachelor@yahoo.com